City Edition
Muncie, Indiana
Reported from the Midnight Edition · The Last False Alarm
Reported from behind Plaza King Lanes—where Clyde Sutter hid stolen antlers, called in a fake stabbing, and said "No, really" into a phone nobody believed.
Notices Filed Here
- Clyde Sutter — Sheet-metal salesman and regional character who hid stolen lane antlers behind Plaza King Lanes, called in a fake stabbing, and was struck by a delivery truck— his last words on the recording were "No, really."
Objects Recovered
- decorative antlers
- PLAZA KING LANES / HOUSE CHAMPIONS / 1982 plaque
Motifs
- practical jokes
- fatigue instead of opposition