Fictional Notice
Rafe Dunlow
Rodeo clown and bus-route substitute who stepped between Apostle and the crowd at Crossroads Arena; died after the laugh came too early and he bowed to give them something.
A midnight obituary-radio fiction podcast.
Strange deaths. Beautiful notices. Rain on the theater glass.
New episodes from the desk after dark.
Latest Issue
The Amphicar
In Issue No. 4, a pale blue Amphicar, a blue clinic folder, a Panama hat, and a crowd that laughs too early ask the same question: when does survival become permission to step back from the edge? Six deaths across Texas trace danger through bulls, spillways, hoods, dinner tables, empty pools, physician-assisted paperwork, and one final drive toward low water.
Previous Issue
The Last False Alarm
In Issue No. 3, a tenth fire alarm, a blinking auxiliary light, a car that would not stop ringing, and a garage full of rehearsed emergencies ask the same question: how does a person know when the warning is finally real?
Back Issue
The Map of Elsewhere
In the premiere issue, a ruined children's book, a loose theater marquee letter, a coat lining full of handwritten destinations, and a returned library copy begin to draw a quiet map between strangers told as a late-night obituary broadcast.
Back Issue
Bodies Built for Another World
A walrus saving for a furnace that belonged to him; a records clerk measured on the wrong mat — two desk notices plus long-form readings filed from cold storage and the municipal annex.
Latest Long-form Story
The Nervous Corrector
Chapter 1 of an unfinished book, presented inside the This Day in Deaths broadcast. On a rainy Friday on Lark Street, municipal records clerk Warren Bell arrives at The Bacchanids — a lounge with a stuttering sign, speed introductions, and a lost-and-found box where a name is corrected again.
Tonight's Notices
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June Albright
Twenty-nine-year waitress at Lantern Gull who entered a restricted spillway after a Panama hat and table laughter made retrieval feel obligatory—though no one ordered her.
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Theodore “Teddy” Mallow
Twenty-nine-year-old who said he was too old for the birthday ride, climbed onto the pickup hood anyway, and died when Blake's survival had become family tradition.
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Sibley Crane
Kerrville cardiologist who turned patients' bodily terror into dinner anecdotes until his own sternum entered the story at the Mesquite Room.
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Clara Vane
Former stunt diver and Sea Herald manager who demonstrated the right way to fall into an empty pool and met concrete where water used to be.
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Mina Elise Voss
Horticulture worker and Harrow great-niece who asked Benton to slow the clinic machinery; died with two live oak saplings still waiting on her porch.
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Benton Ray Harrow
Harrowbend patriarch who turned mortal fear into theater with his pale blue Amphicar until low water, fence wire, and a cracked south ramp refused the performance.
City Editions
City Edition
Great Harbor
City Edition
Bexley Municipal Annex
City Edition
LA River wash / concrete channel
A municipal flood channel under bridges where Virgil lies in ash and fever, and three young women pause at the chain-link with water, cloth, and a paper sack.
City Edition
Los Angeles basin / concrete river
Wet streets under ash rain, roadblocks, freeway fire, and the concrete flood channel where Virgil washes smoke from his mouth after the raft dies.
City Edition
Nelly's island above Los Angeles
Private hillside estate above the basin — moonless bedroom, painted-cloud stairwell, orchid room sprinklers, garage underworld, service gates, and a black sedan waiting under mildew tarp while the house burns selectively.
City Edition
Hillside estate above Los Angeles
A private pool compound and breakfast terrace above the city — grapefruit, bishop-shaped coffee pot, white peacocks, grotto fountain, and a service turn where a dark car waits — the island Nelly made.
City Edition
Bandera, Texas
Filed from Crossroads Arena—where Rafe Dunlow knew where ridiculous stopped until the crowd laughed too early and survival felt like part of the act.
City Edition
Galveston, Texas
Reported from the Sea Herald Motor Lodge—where an empty swimming pool produced bright blue silence and Clara Vane demonstrated a fall her body still remembered as water.
City Edition
Harrowbend Ranch near Marrow Lake, Texas
Filed from Marrow Lake at drawdown—where Benton Ray Harrow drove his pale blue Amphicar down a cracked south ramp into shallow water, fence wire, and the memory of a lake.
City Edition
Kerrville, Texas
Reported from the Mesquite Room of the Cibolo Star Hotel—where Dr. Sibley Crane made medical vocabulary climb into a tuxedo until his own heart entered the room quietly.
City Edition
Llano, Texas
Filed from a small rented house outside Llano—where Mina Elise Voss left a blue clinic folder on the kitchen table and two live oak saplings waiting beside the porch.
City Edition
Port Isabel, Texas
Reported from the Lantern Gull Marina Restaurant—where a Panama hat landed in a restricted spillway and June Albright went after it because laughter can become an order without using the words.
City Edition
San Angelo, Texas
Filed from a Mallow ranch outside San Angelo—where Blake's survival twelve years ago became precedent and Teddy climbed onto a pickup hood because the family had mistaken survival for tradition.
City Edition
Akron, Ohio
Filed from the Wilbeth Arms on the east stairwell—a six-story brick building where nine false alarms taught Marion Kells to pause until the tenth was real.
City Edition
Burbank, California
Reported from Carver Street—a rented house where Edward Vale rehearsed emergencies in the converted garage until Ruth stopped believing the phone would ever mean what it said.
City Edition
Cedar Rapids, Iowa
Filed from a kitchen where Lenora Mae Fitch pressed her medical alert pendant once too often for the system to hear her when she finally said "I suppose I do."
City Edition
Fallow Creek, Pennsylvania
Reported from the old county school basement—where Gordon Pike tracked an amber auxiliary fault light from complaint to conclusion and entered alone when it stopped blinking.
City Edition
Fresno, California
Filed from Saint Brigid Hospital waiting area—where Ansel Reeve taught students to project but rated his own chest pain "maybe a four" and disappeared in the room.
City Edition
Muncie, Indiana
Reported from behind Plaza King Lanes—where Clyde Sutter hid stolen antlers, called in a fake stabbing, and said "No, really" into a phone nobody believed.
City Edition
St. Paul, Minnesota
Filed from the Orpheum Arms lobby—where Vivian Dole rehearsed one entrance too many and neighbors applauded before anyone understood the fall was not a bit.
City Edition
Tacoma, Washington
Reported from outside Tessa Lowe's apartment—where Arnie Price's Honda alarm had trained the block to ignore it until he died reaching for the dash at 1:42 a.m.
City Edition
Lark Street
Rainy Friday on Lark Street, between a closed tailor and a faded travel agency, where The Bacchanids sign stutters over the door and speed introductions promise one table, three questions, and no wasted time.
City Edition
Sacramento, California
Filed from J Street and the Gray Finch Hotel—a city where Corinne Applewhite carried a ruined book through the night audit and out into traffic.
City Edition
San Francisco, California
Reported from 11th and Dempsey, where Nadine Van Orman's brown wool coat held a private atlas of destinations written along the lining.
City Edition
Duluth, Minnesota
Reported from the Meridian Theatre on West Superior Street—Lake Superior wind, snow, a shuttered cinema, and a marquee that could not hold the word ELSEWHERE.
City Edition
Missoula, Montana
Filed from the Gallatin Community College Library north stacks, where books circulate in strange ways and names appear on cards that should not be there.
City Edition
Millersburg, Ohio
Filed from Millersburg Central High School country—a retired geography teacher who drew 214 maps of places he never visited and left a shoebox marked ISLANDS.
City Edition
Calaveras County, California
Reported from the Saint Bartholomew Volunteer Fire Department Harvest Fair— where Delbert Spoon entered the blueberry division after winning the apple.
City Edition
Santa Fe, New Mexico
Filed from the Candelaria Club—a salesman who sold lakefront parcels in Blue Mercy Shores, a development prosecutors called geographically impossible.
Index of Elsewhere
object
brass house key
Blank hardware-store key with a little roof stamped near the teeth — bought for weight before it opened anything.
phrase / motif
standing in a way
Different from standing — understood by those who know public spaces after midnight.
object / slogan
ROOM TO MOVE
Green letters on a Parks Department T-shirt designed for a torso less historically complicated than Dennis Larch's.
desk motif
alternate assessment
The field the wellness form did not have — crossed out, then answered Try anyway.
object
pale glove
Liora Vale-Montreux's cream-colored glove—lost as she braced against the Amphicar dash, later found caught in fence wire near the intake, pale against the rust, fingers filled with mud.
vehicle / object
pale blue Amphicar
Benton Ray Harrow's nineteen eighty-three amphibious car—pale blue, whitewall tires, red seats, the hopeful expression of a thing designed to conquer cuteness.
word / annotation
Naturally
A single word in Benton Harrow's handwriting beside a circled paragraph in the Amphicar operating booklet—Do not enter water of unknown depth or with submerged obstruction.
object / document
blue clinic folder
Mina Elise Voss's physician-assisted death paperwork—found on her kitchen table in Llano and later in a copy beneath Benton Harrow's hunting licenses, with a hand-corrected eligibility date still partly visible beneath the correction.
motif / phrase
laughter as pressure
The episode's recurring mechanism—not because of the hat or the bull, but because of the laugh that arrives before the danger has finished moving.
phrase
Then let it go
June Albright's answer when a marina developer offered a hundred dollars for the Panama hat—Sir, that water pulls. Then let it go.
banner / object
MALLOW MAN RIDES AGAIN
A banner taped across the Mallow barn doors for Teddy's twenty-ninth birthday— reused for years, tape marks showing reattachment.
phrase / instruction
Ask where they want to be
Mina Elise Voss's handwriting beneath a Foxtail Nursery receipt for two live oak saplings—Ask where they want to be.
maintenance note / warning
RAMP DROP-OFF WORSE
A note clipped to the Harrowbend ranch office board—RAMP DROP-OFF WORSE. LOW WATER. DO NOT USE AMPHICAR UNTIL CHECKED. Someone underlined DO NOT. Someone else drew a small boat beside it.
word / appointment
Review
The single word Dr. Sibley Crane wrote on Mina Elise Voss's appointment card— dated for the Tuesday after his death at the Mesquite Room.
phrase / symptom
impending doom
Words on a patient's sticky note that Dr. Sibley Crane turned into a dinner-party punchline—"Impending doom is a symptom now. We live in magnificent times."
phrase / laminated card
FALL WITH THE BODY YOU HAVE, NOT THE BODY YOU MISS
A laminated card in Clara Vane's garment bag at the Sea Herald—advice from a life spent learning to distribute impact in water.
motif
survival as permission
The opening thesis—people who survive a reckless thing sometimes come away with gratitude; other people come away with permission.
phrase / voicemail
slow it down
Mina Elise Voss's final request on a clinic voicemail the night before her death—I need somebody to slow it down.
phrase
paperwork is made to settle things
Benton Ray Harrow's answer to Mina on the phone from the gun room—Mina honey, paperwork is made to settle things.
film / title motif
The Last False Alarm
Edward Vale's unfinished personal picture—also called Signal 9, The Man Who Cried Midnight, and Ruth, Pick Up—a script about a man whose alarm is real because no one comes.
phrase
No, really
Three words that appear on Clyde Sutter's last phone call and Edward Vale's final call to Ruth—listed under THINGS RUTH NO LONGER BELIEVES in Ed's notebook.
phrase / direction
Need a sound nobody can rehearse
Edward Vale's final pencil line on the script page—not dialogue, not direction, not exactly an apology.
recording / object
FALSE ALARM TEST tape
A cassette labeled FALSE ALARM TEST / RUTH VERSION / DO NOT ERASE, found in a cardboard coffin under extension cord and a silver shoe from an unfinished picture.
warning signal / object
auxiliary fault light
A small amber light marked AUXILIARY FAULT above the main panel in the old county school basement—blinking since October 3 until Gordon Pike found it steady.
poster / phrase
SPEAK SO THE ROOM CAN FIND YOU poster
A classroom poster in Ansel Reeve's speech and debate room—several students suspected he made it himself.
motif
false alarms
The episode's through-line—fire bells, car alarms, medical pendants, rehearsed phone calls, and theatrical collapses that teach people to wait one alarm too long.
book / motif
The Map of Elsewhere
A children's book with no countries on it—only rooms to enter, a theater in a forest, and copies that travel between strangers who never meet.
theater
The Meridian Theatre
A 1931 cinema on West Superior Street in Duluth—closed but still useful as a way to describe the world. Turn left at the Meridian.
destination / motif
Elsewhere
A word written in coat linings, marquee letters, and childhood maps—a place that may not exist on any atlas but keeps appearing anyway.
marquee letter / object
The Fallen E
The second E in ELSEWHERE, loosened by Lake Superior wind before the planned one-night reopening—landed face-up near the curb.
Night Signal
For listeners who want a voice in the dark: rain, clocks, soft noir, and strange literary death notices read after midnight.