City Edition
Calaveras County, California
Reported from the Midnight Edition · The Map of Elsewhere
Reported from the Saint Bartholomew Volunteer Fire Department Harvest Fair— where Delbert Spoon entered the blueberry division after winning the apple.
Notices Filed Here
- Delbert Spoon — Former automobile repossession agent who died during a blueberry pie-eating contest at a volunteer fire department harvest fair—after winning the apple division.
Objects Recovered
- posthumous harvest fair trophy
Motifs
- county fairs
- absurd confidence